I mean, when was the last time you went outside? We have Twitter now! To tell a teen slasher story today, you’d need to find a new angle. Now, those stories are in danger of feeling a little dated. There was a time when you could tell a relatable story about you and your best buds heading up to your favorite lakeside camp,where you could find some summer memories, maybe a little bit of romance, and definitely an axe-wielding stranger.
Forgive me if I sound old-fashioned, but murdered teens just aren’t what they used to be.
